His identity isn’t the only thing that’s protected.  

It’s an Annalee Doll called “Jumping Rick On Pogo Stick,” though it should be called “Someone Help This Poor Kid.”

Oh yeah, it costs $40 and you can buy one here if you think I’m lying. Make sure you read the product description, it’s pretty amazing. 

Someone went a little overboard with the gnomescaping. 

My Dad likes his coffee with sugar and a dash of majestic optimism. 

1973 was a crazy year filled with sex, drugs, and missed dentist appointments. 

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I think this is what you’d call a Lose-Lose situation. 

My parents take arts and crafts very seriously.  

Who wants a dreamcatcher?

Here’s to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, however you may define it. 

I’ll have a splash of inappropriate on the rocks, stirred, with a twist of shame. 

From The Submitter: These are stir sticks that my father actually still uses. Disturbing.

Because we should all have a little Christ in us. 

From Lis, the submitter: My friend’s 78 year old grandfather passed away and while cleaning out his house she found this ceramic penis/Jesus Christ statue in the freezer. She gifted it to me last weekend while our families were camping together. Needless to say we had lots of fun making up reasons why it says “Mom” on the bottom.