You know how some people are all “well, it looked good on paper?” And you’re like, “literally or figuratively?” And then they’re like, “I don’t get it,” and you’re like “yeah, that’s because you just made a paper-mache human,” and then they’re all like, “So?” And you’re like, “what’s wrong with you?” And they’re like “sometimes I drink too much Midori in the afternoon” and you’re like “what’s that?” And then they’re like, “it’s melon liqueur” and you’re like “gross” and they’re like “wanna hang out?” And you’re like “no, I’m busy that day.”
Yeah. This is like that.
From the submitter: The sister I never had.
Stan Makowski submitted this to 