The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying. You can contact us by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @crapatmyparentshouse)http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly01bi3C5q1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Sock Snowman by day, prison weapon by night. He’s not stuffed with magic wishes, he’s stuffed with quarters. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17325550660http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17325550660Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:27:05 -0500snowmanprisonmagicweaponsstuffed animalssubmission<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd96rXasL1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Argggh! Ye can’t believe tis not butterrrrrr! Can ye?</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/16979747383http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/16979747383Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:05:04 -0500fridgemagnetspiratesbuttersubmission<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr55j4TyT1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I see England, I see France, I see someone’s penis.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15785100729http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15785100729Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:38:20 -0500englandfrancefrank reynoldsnakedartartwork<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx77lpDfrh1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>May her toilets never over floweth.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15731015267http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15731015267Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:00:10 -0500campingplatesgodReligiontoiletssubmission<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc89yVuUm1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Seriously! A Bunch of Nuts! That reminds me, has anyone seen my lithium? I’m feeling like setting the neighbor’s dog on fire again.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15584554213http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15584554213Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:23:46 -0500nutnutscrazyanimalsweirdfiredogssubmission<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzllas56P1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Because an old white man breaking into your house wasn’t creepy enough. </big></p> <p>Hope everyone survived the holidays! Remember, there’s no better way to say thank you to that family member (Mother-In-Law, cousin, weird uncle Frank) who gave you a crappy gift or reminded you of a painful childhood memory than to take some pictures of their crap!</p> <p> You can submit them <a href="http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/submit" title="submit">here</a> or by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.com!</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14990531095http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14990531095Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:50:32 -0500christmastaxidermydeerElkcreepyfamily<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo10nfNAa1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Copy that, Mom. </big></p> <p>Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created <a href="http://whenparentstext.com/" title="Go here. ">When Parents Text</a>.</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14680456221http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14680456221Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:09:58 -0500foodnotesorange juicewptmomfridgekitchen<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5uo6mPCt1qcpqduo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14626189082http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14626189082Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:59:57 -0500Ron PaulElectionspoliticsgrumpydollssubmission<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbbmkPT3k1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>You know when you have a nightmare and you wake up, look around and tell yourself it was just a bad dream? </big></p> <p><big>Well, It wasn’t. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14318631419http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14318631419Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:02:46 -0500dollsclownsbedroomalbino<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3jq0vMSI1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Just because he’s dead and stuffed doesn’t mean he can’t try to spread a little holiday cheer to those less fortunate. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14220116240http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14220116240Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:32:02 -0500deerstuffed animalstaxidermychristmasholidaysantasubmission<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvhs6zzQcW1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Nobody puts Baby in the corner.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13782988401http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13782988401Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:58:58 -0500stuffed animalsdirty dancingliving roomcornerbabysubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt07cqwrm81qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>This is how I earned my Bluebird “reanimation” badge.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13600355171http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13600355171Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:40:12 -0500deathbluebirdbadgereanimationgirl scoutssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutq9dLJMa1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>R.I.P. Tennis Ball. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13548570922http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13548570922Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:14:15 -0500deathgravetombstonetennisoutsidebackyardsubmission<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu46f5gfmQ1qcpqduo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I’m sorry, I thought this was the bathroom, not a rap music video.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13214774798http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13214774798Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:38:41 -0500raptoilet papermacramecrochetbathroomdollssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltynubi8e81qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Let this be a lesson to us all. When we throw away sweaters, make sure to cut the back, so when they end up in the ocean no one will become entangled.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13169926984http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/13169926984Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:58:45 -0500dolphinsoceansrecyclingflippersweaterussubmission<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7as62NNf1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>#occupywicker</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12974607622http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12974607622Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:53:27 -0500catsbasketsbasketwickeroccupysubmission<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lufb8zol5A1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Inappropriate pot holders = Registered Soup Offender</big></p> <p><big>Let’s keep America safe by keeping crap like this off the streets. <br/></big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12934255975http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12934255975Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:11:59 -0500soupinappropriategrossdollscriminalssubmission<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumu1mgVq61qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big><big>I don’t think cheese ages well. It’s not like a fine wine… or Susan Sarandon. </big></big></p> <p><big> <big> </big></big></p> <p><big><big><img height="480" src="http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/susan-sarandon/rolling-stone-magazine/memorabilia/RS344-RS.jpg" width="402"/></big></big></p> <p><big> </big></p> <p><big>Rolling Stone - May 28, 1981. </big></p> <p><big> </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12886631519http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12886631519Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:57:00 -0500cheesesusan sarandonthe 80'sfoodold as hellsubmission<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5xtkDvXz1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I’m faced with a similar quagmire. I can’t tell which is more disturbing… The fact that you took a picture of your mother’s bathing suit or the fact that I’ve spent the last 15 minutes trying to figure out where to put the apostrophe in “your mother’s bathing suit.” </big></p> <p><big> </big></p> <p><big><span>It’s all disturbing. Every. Single. Word. </span></big></p> <p>From the submitter: Can’t decide which is most disturbing… the fact that my 60ish year old Mother has this item of (ahem) “clothing” in her closet in the year 2011?  Or the fact that she would not allow me to get rid of it because she “might want to wear it someday.” </p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12568412847http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12568412847Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:28:00 -0500bathing suitswimmingclothesthe 80'sthe 90'ssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucsqihZj71qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>At least the title is appropriate. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12518004615http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/12518004615Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:01:29 -0500nakedartphotosinsomniagrossappropriate