The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying. You can contact us by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @crapatmyparentshouse)http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m453o3cg5I1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><big><span>And here we have some anatomically incorrect beer can figurines.</span></big></span></p> <p><big>I can see why he’s smiling and I can definitely see why she isn’t. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/23553459505http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/23553459505Tue, 22 May 2012 14:22:09 -0400budweisterbeerbeer canfigurinesnakeddollssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xuinorgP1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>One in a series of toys brought to you by Walter White. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/23050296847http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/23050296847Mon, 14 May 2012 15:17:49 -0400breaking badwalter whitechemistrydrugstoystvsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rfyqQqc51qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I’m guessing Bel Biv DeVoe’s rap snacks never really took off mainly because of their biggest hit, <em>Poison</em>. </big></p> <p><big>Never trust a big butt and a smile. Or a dated conspiracy theory. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22846237057http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22846237057Fri, 11 May 2012 12:52:17 -0400bbdbel biv devoerap snacksartnewspapercrazy peoplesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx729qMfjM1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>One of Lady Gaga’s earliest gigs</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22613941959http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22613941959Mon, 07 May 2012 19:00:07 -0400lady gagatoysuzyelectronicsdancesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz53fwzkxE1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Do you know what I find more shocking than a naked baby taking a bath with a frog? No bathmat. </big></p> <p><big>This is an accident waiting to happen. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22328098847http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22328098847Thu, 03 May 2012 13:49:34 -0400nakedbabiesfrogswall artgrosssafetysubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hafyp5kG1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>The next morning, Prince Charming went door to door to find the girl who left her <strike>little glass slipper</strike> left arm at the royal ball. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22276553193http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22276553193Wed, 02 May 2012 17:42:33 -0400disneyCinderellaprince charmingarmslipperballdollstatuesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y53qRNOT1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>No caption necessary. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22197784642http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/22197784642Tue, 01 May 2012 12:29:24 -0400outsideplantspeniscactiyardsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1d41xR4eW1qcpqduo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>If you love gazing into the eyes of your lover and seeing unfiltered, demonic bird-rage, then Bruce is your guy. </big></p> <p>Hey, you know who wins this staring contest? Nature. </p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21214429494http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21214429494Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:23:00 -0400owlbirdsangrylovematingthe devilBrucenaturesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fpbcjtrq1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>A different kind of crazy cat lady. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21208419343http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21208419343Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:00:31 -0400catsladydollscrazy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rg57RbiF1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>If you read between the lines it says:<big> I GET DRUNK AND DO CALLIGRAPHY!!!!!!!</big></big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21023306100http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/21023306100Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:19:21 -0400signscalligraphydrunksorrysubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ecpiIhzt1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Apparently, the cat dragged in a monocle wearing post-industrial oil tycoon. </big></p> <p><big>Someone is frisky for war profits… And Sass. Meow. </big>  </p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/20926917102http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/20926917102Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:39:00 -0400catsmonoclewarprofitsfridgemagnetssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgmhhXcD11qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Casualties from the great thumb war of 1984. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/18188519224http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/18188519224Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:46:04 -0500trophieshandsthumbwarjewelrysubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxplvw6JQH1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Look, it’s a Konstantinos in a box.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17663967109http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17663967109Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:15:01 -0500toysGreekjack in a boxsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly01bi3C5q1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Sock Snowman by day, prison weapon by night. He’s not stuffed with magic wishes, he’s stuffed with quarters. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17325550660http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/17325550660Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:27:05 -0500snowmanprisonmagicweaponsstuffed animalssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd96rXasL1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Argggh! Ye can’t believe tis not butterrrrrr! Can ye?</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/16979747383http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/16979747383Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:05:04 -0500fridgemagnetspiratesbuttersubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr55j4TyT1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I see England, I see France, I see someone’s penis.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15785100729http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15785100729Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:38:20 -0500englandfrancefrank reynoldsnakedartartwork<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx77lpDfrh1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>May her toilets never over floweth.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15731015267http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15731015267Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:00:10 -0500campingplatesgodReligiontoiletssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc89yVuUm1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Seriously! A Bunch of Nuts! That reminds me, has anyone seen my lithium? I’m feeling like setting the neighbor’s dog on fire again.</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15584554213http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/15584554213Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:23:46 -0500nutnutscrazyanimalsweirdfiredogssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzllas56P1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Because an old white man breaking into your house wasn’t creepy enough. </big></p> <p>Hope everyone survived the holidays! Remember, there’s no better way to say thank you to that family member (Mother-In-Law, cousin, weird uncle Frank) who gave you a crappy gift or reminded you of a painful childhood memory than to take some pictures of their crap!</p> <p> You can submit them <a href="http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/submit" title="submit">here</a> or by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.com!</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14990531095http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14990531095Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:50:32 -0500christmastaxidermydeerElkcreepyfamily<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo10nfNAa1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Copy that, Mom. </big></p> <p>Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created <a href="http://whenparentstext.com/" title="Go here. ">When Parents Text</a>.</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14680456221http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/14680456221Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:09:58 -0500foodnotesorange juicewptmomfridgekitchen