The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying. You can contact us by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @crapatmyparentshouse)http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfe4ssITW1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/ParentalGuidance">Parental Guidance</a></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/32940144102http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/32940144102Fri, 05 Oct 2012 11:10:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malspwKn4w1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31862557958http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31862557958Wed, 19 Sep 2012 11:37:08 -0400Parental Guidancelampfloridaretirement<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maap6txyBa1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31464321736http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31464321736Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:47:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2hbntrZm1qcpqduo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31179830177http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31179830177Sun, 09 Sep 2012 01:16:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m930dsYsRn1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Credenza! Right Ahead!</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31056230078http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/31056230078Fri, 07 Sep 2012 09:56:13 -0400lampssailingtitaniccredenzasubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxldlb1cr51qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Because religious items don’t scare enough kids already.  </big></p> <p>From the submitter: My parents used to keep this faceless nightmare of the Virgin Mary under the stairs when it wasnt the holiday season. I dont know if they could have tried harder to scar me!</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27848807238http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27848807238Mon, 23 Jul 2012 14:56:16 -0400Religionreligious itemsscarykidsdollssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx71c6kIXK1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Follow your dreams. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27649993475http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27649993475Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:14:31 -0400mirrorsignsyou're greatdreamssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f5wsI2Jy1qcpqduo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I believe guitar-playing gnomes already exist; they’re called ZZ Top. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27567215424http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27567215424Thu, 19 Jul 2012 14:28:42 -0400gnomezz toprock n rollgarden<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dhj5LZ0o1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big><big>Who would you rather?</big></big></p> <p>From the Crap At My Parents’ House book, you can check it out here: <a href="http://amzn.to/nYiI6d"><a href="http://amzn.to/nYiI6d">http://amzn.to/nYiI6d</a></a> </p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27501810592http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27501810592Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:13:00 -0400clownsdollscreepybook<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xu26QQo51qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Pulling the attached chord, you’ll hear cute phrases like ‘Bottle,’ ‘Mama,’ and ‘THE SEA WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS.’ </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27415759979http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27415759979Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:07:53 -0400dollspossessedcreepybabiessubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wwiptgIV1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>His identity isn’t the only thing that’s protected.  </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27345305017http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27345305017Mon, 16 Jul 2012 14:41:35 -0400walletcondomssafe sexold as hellsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzm3noqEqU1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>It’s an Annalee Doll called “Jumping Rick On Pogo Stick,” though it should be called “Someone Help This Poor Kid.”</big></p> <p><big>Oh yeah, it costs $40 and you can buy one <a href="http://www.annaleegallery.com/annalee-jumping-rick-on_pogo-stick-1998.html" title="Jumping Rick">here</a> if you think I’m lying. Make sure you read the product description, it’s pretty amazing. </big></p> <div></div>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27149463864http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/27149463864Fri, 13 Jul 2012 17:53:53 -0400dollscreepyannaleepogosticksubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx718uuDqm1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Someone went a little overboard with the gnomescaping. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26994268397http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26994268397Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:31:09 -0400gnomehairlessmanscapingfigurinessubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ncj4BdGF1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>My Dad likes his coffee with sugar and a dash of majestic optimism. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26921700180http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26921700180Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:39:15 -0400unicornsuniverseoptimismMagicmagesticcoffee cupscoffeesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6woaeOo4q1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>1973 was a crazy year filled with sex, drugs, and missed dentist appointments. </big></p> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://thriftstorediaries.tumblr.com/">Thriftstorediaries</a></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26847114127http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26847114127Mon, 09 Jul 2012 15:12:26 -0400sexdrugsdentistsappointmentsbooksold as hell1973<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2okknhCL1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I think this is what you’d call a Lose-Lose situation. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26634413737http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26634413737Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:24:00 -0400stuffed animalsdoglose-losesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykss25hhM1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big> My parents take arts and crafts very seriously.  </big></p> <p><big>Who wants a dreamcatcher?</big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26578372135http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26578372135Thu, 05 Jul 2012 16:39:44 -0400arts and craftsgluemaskglue gundreamcatchersubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzufeTflz1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Here’s to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, however you may define it. </big></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26518708785http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26518708785Wed, 04 Jul 2012 18:30:16 -0400jult 4thindependancecatslifelibertypursuit of happinesssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyml1p8ali1qcpqduo1_r2_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>I’ll have a splash of inappropriate on the rocks, stirred, with a twist of shame. </big></p> <p>From The Submitter: These are stir sticks that my father actually still uses. Disturbing.</p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26424647226http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26424647226Tue, 03 Jul 2012 12:09:59 -0400shamekindaracistCocktailsgrossstir stickssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64t61EwqC1qcpqduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><big>Because we should all have a little Christ in us. </big></p> <p><span>From Lis, the submitter: My friend’s 78 year old grandfather passed away and while cleaning out his house she found this ceramic penis/Jesus Christ </span><span>statue</span><span> in the freezer. She gifted it to me last weekend while our </span><span>families</span><span> were camping together. Needless to say we had lots of fun making up reasons why it says “</span><em>Mom</em><span>” on the bottom.</span></p>http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26359180909http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/post/26359180909Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:25:00 -0400jesuspotterypenisfreezerweirdsexytimesubmission