Is there anything this guy can’t do? After stitching the flag he’s going to teach a box of orphan kittens how to Dougie.

In America, you watch TV.

In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

The stars and stripes will stab you at night… deep in the heart… of Texas. 

But in all seriousness, Happy 4th of July Everyone!

Oh yeah, here’s a note from the submitter: His name is Alowishus, my dad’s from when he was three. Um, that’s my coat from when I was three. I don’t why they are in the same place.

James Traficant Jr. doesn’t need question marks. He knows America is ready.  

If you’re near the Youngstown, OH area - come support  this great event tonight

Ghost? No. The mumbling spirit in the attic was just America’s favorite incoherent boxer.