Hello world. It’s been a while but we’re back with another… CRAPTION CONTEST!
Hope everyone’s been resting their brains and are ready to unleash some genius on a path of victory.
Here’s how it works.
Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to “like” the CAMPH fanpage as well and they can vote for your Craption if you want, because nobody plays fair when it comes to contests.
And what do you win? World. Wide. Fame. Oh yeah, A FREE AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE CRAP AT MY PARENTS’ HOUSE BOOK.
Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook and make me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed before.


What came after the poker game wasn’t as popular.
Congrats to Tracy Ruble for this week’s winning craption. She took a bunch of dogs peeing and made geniusness happen right before our eyes. There was some stiff competition and she proved that she has what it takes to be a true champion.Tracy, your Craption proved that that when life gives you dogs peeing, you can make what appears to be lemonade. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!

Bob misunderstood when Marie asked him to get her a nice set of hooters for Christmas.
Congrats to Cheri Tyler Stewart for this week’s winning caption. She proved that she gave a hoot, and what a hoot she gave. The world was polluting, but Cheri, you were going to drop kick that trend with some hilarity, and that you did. Cheri, we are all impressed by your awesomeness. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!
Hello world. It’s the first day of spring, or the second day… whatever. But it’s also the CRAPTION CONTES!
So plant your seeds of genius (get it? a spring reference!) in the soil of crap (another spring reference, but this one sounds weird) for the world to enjoy.
Here’s how it works.
Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to “like” the CAMPH fanpage as well and they can vote for your Craption if you want, because nobody plays fair when it comes to contests.
And what do you win? World. Wide. Fame.
Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook and make me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed before.


The school called. There’s been some concern about Junior’s art projects.
Congrats to Mary Thompson Lippold for this week’s winning caption. She said what we were all thinking, only she said it way funnier. If laughter is the best medicine, then Mary, you just cured the entire world of its post St. Patty’s day hangover. Let me be the first to thank you. Your craption proved that you have a heart of gold. Mary, we are all impressed by your awesomeness. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!
Here we are again. A new day, a new week and a new CRAPTION CONTEST!
Here’s how it works.
Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to “like” the CAMPH fanpage as well and they can vote for your Craption if you want, because there are no election laws when it comes to facebook.
And what do you win? Awesomeness personified.
Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it.


Slit A Wrist sold separately
Congrats to Cory Lesley for this week’s winning caption. He decided to take a risk and dip his funy toe in the dark side pool. Were people weirded out? Apparently not. His Craption proved that he can go there and still regulate. Cory, we are all impressed by your awesomeness. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!
Hello Monday. I didn’t think you’d have the guts to show up after the crap you pulled last week. But here we are again. Frenemies bound by one common thread… The CRAPTION CONTEST!!!! Let’s do this!
Here’s how it works.
Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to “like” the CAMPH fanpage as well and they can vote for your Craption if you want, because there are no election laws when it comes to facebook.
And what do you win? The ability to punch Monday in the face with Friday’s heavenly sculpted fist.
Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it.


Alice’s adventure in wonderland took a dark turn when she couldn’t afford to pay her bar tab.
Congrats to Lisa Bucci Cotner for this week’s winning caption. She decided to run a full marathon when the rest of us just wanted to do “half” marathon. Her Craption proved that she has what it takes to be a true champion and not a “half” champion. Lisa, we are in awe of your championess. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!