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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.

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28 February 11

CRAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!

It’s been a while, but we’re back and in full force.

So take off your boring hat and slap on your genius jeggings because it’s CRAPTION CONTEST time. 

Here’s how it works.

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, it will make you seem pretty cool.

And what do you win? Either a vacation in Hawaii, a gold plated plate, or the knowledge that you are the most clever person on the facebook. 

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it.

14 January 11

CRAPTION CONTEST! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

When you said we were going to an Eminem concert, I was thinking something different…. 

Congrats to John McDowell for this week’s winning caption. He kind of slammed dunked, backwards, and totally put everyone else to shame, but was still classy about it. This weeks “Craption Contest” was intense, like, Intensity in Ten Cities intense. John, You really hit the bullseye with your caption, you have shown that you are wicked smart and wicked funny. We are in AWE!  The people have spoken!! Congrats!!

10 January 11

Craption Contest

It’s back! Let’s Do this. You know the drill, if by chance you don’t, here it is. 

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below.  YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, because fame doesn’t happen by playing fair. 

And what do you win? Diplomatic immunity… or anything you could possibly want. Seriously, name it; it’s yours. 

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it. Show my your genius. 


3 December 10

CRAPTION CONTEST!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Behind this door is a child waiting to be kidnapped. Help yourself.

Congrats to Judy-Lyn Sylvester for this week’s winning craption. She came out firing, and didn’t stop until it was all over. When the dust settled she was the clear winner. Why? Well, she is immune to dust mites and her brain can beat all other brains in a funny competition. Judy-Lyn, your Craption showed you aren’t afraid to make a kidnapped child joke if it means victory in the best contest in the Universe. You T.C.O.B. (took care of business) and won! The people have spoken!! Congrats!!

29 November 10

Craption Contest!!!!!

Monday, you think you’re better than me?  Not a chance. Because I have the CRAPTION CONTEST and you have nothing. Let’s do this!

Here’s how it works.

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below.  YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, because fame doesn’t happen by playing fair. 

And what do you win? All the power of the Universe sans Castle Greyskull. 

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it. 

19 November 10

CRAPTION CONTEST!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

In a 38-7 decision, crayons were still not recognized as being equals. 

Congrats to Cory Lesley for this week’s winning caption. His perseverance has shown that his brain has what it takes to win the coveted “Craption Contest.” His brain is far more sexier than that of top models and scientists…..COMBINED!!! Cory, your Craption showed you were jonesing for victory. Mission accomplished! The people have spoken!! Congrats!!

15 November 10

CRAPTION CONTEST!

Monday, You wretched creature of the week. I knew you’d be back. But with your cold soulless glare comes the CRAPTION CONTEST!!! Aww Yeah!!!!

Here’s how it works.

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below.  YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, because fame doesn’t happen by playing fair. 

And what do you win? Anything you could possibly want. Seriously, name it; it’s yours. 

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it. 

1 November 10

Craption Contest!

Hope everyone had a safe and really awesome Halloween. Put your Almond Joys down for a second, CRAPTION CONTEST time. Hey that was a Mounds, seriously, what were you thinking, I said Almond Joy. 

Here’s how it works.

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below. YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, it will make you seem pretty cool.

And what do you win? name it, it’s yours. Last week’s winner Alison Fluharty just locked Charlie Sheen in a closet and they arrested Charlie for making Alison do it! THAT’S RIGHT, SHE IS THAT FAMOUS!

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it.

29 October 10

CRAPTION CONTEST! WE HAVE A WINNER!!


By the looks of things, I’d say we’re about to get screwed.

Congrats to Alison Fluharty for this week’s winning caption. She clearly has what it takes be the champion of champions. Alison, your Craption showed you have a pun gun and you aren’t afraid to use it. Set your tasers to hilarious. The people have spoken!! Congrats!!


26 October 10

CRAPTION CONTEST!

Just cause we got a book going on doesn’t mean we’ve forgotten the coolest contest on the internet. So put your smart pants on because it’s CRAPTION CONTEST time. 

Here’s how it works.

Join the facebook group (if you haven’t already). You can do so by clicking here. I will then post the photo below.  YOU, then get to write something HILARIOUS in the comments section of the the post. Then we all get to vote by clicking the “like” button on our favorite comment/caption. The comment with the most votes, or “likes” by 9am Friday (EST) wins. Get your friends to join and vote for your Craption if you want, it will make you seem pretty cool.

And what do you win? name it, it’s yours. Last week’s winners (yes, we had a tie!) Mike Case and Alicia Adams just ousted Donnie and Marie in foursquare and are the new mayors of THE WORLD! THAT’S RIGHT, THE WORLD!

Here is the picture. Now go to Facebook. Do it.  

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh