The next morning, Prince Charming went door to door to find the girl who left her little glass slipper left arm at the royal ball. 

I didn’t realize that the Last Supper had adorableness on the menu.

Nothing makes coworkers jealous like a souvenir ‘tude pin from your Disney themed cruise.

Listen guys, a princess isn’t going to just randomly show up and kiss you. Go online, set up an OkCupid profile and be a little proactive.

After snorting just one line of parmesan at the local discotheque on that fateful night, Michael Mouse would forever be transformed into Mickey Mouse.

This is one of those situations where you say “I started doing yoga way before it was popluar.”

Then someone reminds you that it’s been around for 500 or something years and punches you in the stomach for being pretentious. Yeah, that’s how it happens. 

Also, someone needs to show James Stevenson Alice In Wonderland.

And then punch him in the stomach.

This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed at home.

Things have been relatively calm between The Homies and The Winnie-the-Pooh Crew since the 100 Acre Wood riot of 1994.

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, hide yo’ husband, ‘cause Tigger will cut you. 

Wait, he fell off that wall? A great fall? Maybe The King’s men didn’t want to put him back together again because he’s kinda creepy and a total hypochondriac.