I’m pretty sure this type of “monkey business” is illegal in almost every state.
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I’m pretty sure this type of “monkey business” is illegal in almost every state.
My parents are serious about their “no hustling” rule.
To an adult this says:
“I’m weird art.”
To a kid this says:
“Maybe it’s lipstick or maybe it’s blood but either way, I’m gonna eat your face off in your dreams so don’t steal, eat all your vegetables and enjoy that lifelong irrational fear of oceans.”
Let’s just say these slumber parties can get a little weird.
Pescicide- The killing of fish or Joe Pesci.
Lt. Adorable, reporting for duty!
It’s a stuffed animal. Because people like to scream and violently throw up when receiving a novelty gift.
Spicing up the bedroom.
