I’m sorry, I thought this was the bathroom, not a rap music video.

Worst. Internship. Ever. 

Our family’s bathroom guard dog. 

Sadly, if you put your money here, you probably have more than if you invested in the stock market.  

“Found” in a pasture? I’m not buying it. Hope you don’t forget to put the seat down!  

Note from the submitter: This basket of bones has been sitting on the downstairs toilet for about 12 years, according to my mother it is a collection of bones she found in a pasture. The mirror in the background also has mockingbird poop down the back of it that is 40 years old because my mom’s family had a pet mockingbird “Mocky” that used to perch on the top of it and crap all down the back…. Literally “crap” at my parent’s house.

This potty training device has been banned since the ratification of the Geneva Convention. 

From the submitter: I sold this evil memory of yesteryear at a garage sale today. You can tell it’s ancient, because it contains not one atom of plastic. The seat is painted wood. It attaches to the toilet with a scary metal and rubber clamp. The bottom label reads “Doo-Tee Infant Trainer.” Made by Carlson Mfg Co, Oakland, CA. Patent 2,127,020, 1938. 

I can only image what inspired ‘Dr. Bandit’ to create something called ‘crotch powder.’ 

This is kind of cool for the bedroom. Painting an optical illusion in the bathroom? Not so much. 

World’s largest roll of toilet paper? World’s smallest bench? Forrest Gump stunt double? You decide. 

On second thought, I’ll just use my sleeve.