The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.
You can contact us by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
Santa was gonna get you an Xbox Kinect, as per your request. But you see Timmy, Santa maxed out his Discover Card on this gold jacket. So here’s a stuffed bear and a small Christmas tree. No, Santa didn’t realize you already had a tree. And no, it’s not obsolete, plenty of places take Discover.
Just a friendly reminder that the submission deadline for the book is Dec 28th…. ‘Tis the season to put out all our best crap on display.