I don’t think cheese ages well. It’s not like a fine wine… or Susan Sarandon. 

Rolling Stone - May 28, 1981. 

After snorting just one line of parmesan at the local discotheque on that fateful night, Michael Mouse would forever be transformed into Mickey Mouse.

Three years at Le Cordon Blue are really panning out. I hope someone is contemplating Le Grad School.

The cheese that goes crunch, and that will pay for my therapy bills (with proof of purchase). 

Note from the submitter: My father has been clipping Chester Cheetah pictures out of bags for years. I am not sure what he is doing with them. This one I found on the kitchen counter this morning… Freshly cut out.