I did ask for half a cup of coffee, but what I got was a whole cup of crazy.

From the Submitter: I tried to explain to my mother why these cherubic ceramic figurines that look like little white kids in costumes was, at the very least, bordering on extremely racist, but she didn’t see how that could possibly be. “But the little Indians are so cute!” *facepalm*

Some mugs are for coffee. Some are for sexual harassment lawsuits. 

From the submitter: Awkward at dad’s.  Nothing beats a hot mug o breasts to start a father-daughter conversation!

King Henry VIII registered for this. Twice. 

Answer: The cow’s name is Norman. 

Question from the (really smart) submitter:: “How does something that is supposed to contain no cream, be creamy?

How does one negate a noun (no cream here,) and then use it as an adjective (but it is creamy!)