Seriously! A Bunch of Nuts! That reminds me, has anyone seen my lithium? I’m feeling like setting the neighbor’s dog on fire again.

And the winner for best security system of all time goes to… Grandma. 

I’d rather swim through a moat filled with Mountain Dew Code Red and face a rabid guard Giraffe that sneezes laser beams than walk into this den of madness.

From the Submitter: Welcome to my grandma’s house.  Believe it or not, there’s an entire set of furniture including a couch, loveseat, and table underneath all of those dolls.

It’s hard to say what type of home office this is. I’m thinking mad scientist. Or maybe just plain scientist. Yeah, let’s go with that. 

Crazy like a fox. Well, more like Crazy like a fox who’s sitting-on-a-dog-that’s-also-a-rocking-chair-in-front-of-a-fireplace-while-wearing-a-fox-hunting-jacket-no-not-the-dog-the-fox-is-wearing-the-jacket-because-he’s-that-kind-of-crazy-and-wants-to-prove-that-being-crazy-like-a-fox-is-really-really-insane.  

Point taken.