Just a friendly, decorative reminder that this meal could be your last. Enjoy the meatloaf, kids!

Who needs an alarm system when you have this in your dining room?

Oh yeah, one more thing.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED, PLEASE GET THIS THING ANOTHER SHOE!  

From the Submitter: This little treasure is called Precious and she/it belongs to my mother. I wish I could tell you that I propped her/it on the shelf for picture taking purposes…but…that’s where Precious sits, on top of the rarely used wine rack, in between some never used tea cups. The doll, the wine, the cups, all part of the charming decor. 

I hereby tender my resignation from the Clean Plate Club effective immediately after dessert.

Goodbye, 1999 and hello, 1933.

Nothing says Welcome to the Formal Dining Room quite like a cockfight.