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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.
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Because religious items don’t scare enough kids already.
From the submitter: My parents used to keep this faceless nightmare of the Virgin Mary under the stairs when it wasnt the holiday season. I dont know if they could have tried harder to scar me!
Who would you rather?
From the Crap At My Parents’ House book, you can check it out here:
Pulling the attached chord, you’ll hear cute phrases like ‘Bottle,’ ‘Mama,’ and ‘THE SEA WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS.’
It’s an Annalee Doll called “Jumping Rick On Pogo Stick,” though it should be called “Someone Help This Poor Kid.”
Oh yeah, it costs $40 and you can buy one here if you think I’m lying. Make sure you read the product description, it’s pretty amazing.
And here we have some anatomically incorrect beer can figurines. I can see why he’s smiling and I can definitely see why she isn’t.
A different kind of crazy cat lady.
You know when you have a nightmare and you wake up, look around and tell yourself it was just a bad dream? Well, It wasn’t.
I’m sorry, I thought this was the bathroom, not a rap music video.
Inappropriate pot holders = Registered Soup Offender Let’s keep America safe by keeping crap like this off the streets.