You know when you have a nightmare and you wake up, look around and tell yourself it was just a bad dream?

Well, It wasn’t. 

I’m sorry, I thought this was the bathroom, not a rap music video.

Inappropriate pot holders = Registered Soup Offender

Let’s keep America safe by keeping crap like this off the streets.

Looks like paisley isn’t the only thing that’s been brought back from the dead. 

I stand corrected, there are creepier things than clowns.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to screeming into my pillow.

These dolls play a fun game of pretend called “the great depression.” It involves waiting in the soup kitchen line ‘pretending’ they don’t have tuberculosis.

Can you imagine all the fun you can have with a Nun doll? Seriously, can you? Because I can’t. This seems about as much fun as a “rock” doll. Not the part-time wrester, full-time actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, but a doll that is just an actual rock.

I did ask for half a cup of coffee, but what I got was a whole cup of crazy.

From the Submitter: I tried to explain to my mother why these cherubic ceramic figurines that look like little white kids in costumes was, at the very least, bordering on extremely racist, but she didn’t see how that could possibly be. “But the little Indians are so cute!” *facepalm*

When I said I wanted to listen to The Monkeys, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I’ll be taking the last trian to grossville.

From the submitter: Apparently, the nipple-knob monkey radio with antenna tail and attached monkey baby was quite the hot item back in the day.