One of Lady Gaga’s earliest gigs

We have the entire Highlander series on VHS, because every immortal wants to be bored for all eternity. 

When I said I wanted to listen to The Monkeys, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I’ll be taking the last trian to grossville.

From the submitter: Apparently, the nipple-knob monkey radio with antenna tail and attached monkey baby was quite the hot item back in the day.

In America, you watch TV.

In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

Nothing helps you lose weight like an outdated celebrity workout record and few exercise diagrams.

Also, congrats on having the most boring title ever. 

Nothing brings the family together like listening to little old time radio while avoiding eye contact with the personification of murder.  

I guess on the outside we’re all nice old ladies with balls of yarn, but on the inside we’re just a bunch of mechanical parts that break when we eat pennies. 

Whoa. 

Choose wisely, for one of these DVD players opens a portal into an alternate universe where everything is backwards.

In this world MTV and VH1 actually play music videos and reality television consists of people working desk jobs in the hopes of paying their rent. Oh yeah, and cats are replaced by unicorns.

This became obsolete once we found Carmen Sandiego. 

The light bulb doesn’t even get turned on by this.

Also, who goes fishing naked?