Who needs an alarm system when you have this in your dining room?

Oh yeah, one more thing.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED, PLEASE GET THIS THING ANOTHER SHOE!  

From the Submitter: This little treasure is called Precious and she/it belongs to my mother. I wish I could tell you that I propped her/it on the shelf for picture taking purposes…but…that’s where Precious sits, on top of the rarely used wine rack, in between some never used tea cups. The doll, the wine, the cups, all part of the charming decor. 

This year, give the gift that keeps on giving: Rabies. 

HO! HO! HO! Merry Chr-IMGONNAEATYOURFACEOFF! 

This potty training device has been banned since the ratification of the Geneva Convention. 

From the submitter: I sold this evil memory of yesteryear at a garage sale today. You can tell it’s ancient, because it contains not one atom of plastic. The seat is painted wood. It attaches to the toilet with a scary metal and rubber clamp. The bottom label reads “Doo-Tee Infant Trainer.” Made by Carlson Mfg Co, Oakland, CA. Patent 2,127,020, 1938. 

Pure hipster evil. 

My Hipstamatic Prints
Lens: Polly
Film: Ina’s 1969 
Flash: brimstone

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Nothing brings the family together like listening to little old time radio while avoiding eye contact with the personification of murder.  

Speak no evil. Hear no evil. See no evil. Throw no poop.