Because an old white man breaking into your house wasn’t creepy enough. 

Hope everyone survived the holidays! Remember, there’s no better way to say thank you to that family member (Mother-In-Law, cousin, weird uncle Frank) who gave you a crappy gift or reminded you of a painful childhood memory than to take some pictures of their crap!

 You can submit them here or by emailing crapatmyparentshouse@gmail.com!

Nothing brings the family together like listening to little old time radio while avoiding eye contact with the personification of murder.  

As if wearing matching outfits isn’t bad enough, you never graduate. 

In hindsight, getting a family portrait commissioned at Walmart might not have been a wise choice.