A different kind of ‘exotic’ animal.

I did ask for half a cup of coffee, but what I got was a whole cup of crazy.

From the Submitter: I tried to explain to my mother why these cherubic ceramic figurines that look like little white kids in costumes was, at the very least, bordering on extremely racist, but she didn’t see how that could possibly be. “But the little Indians are so cute!” *facepalm*

Noah still wouldn’t let him on the ark. 

Is there anything this guy can’t do? After stitching the flag he’s going to teach a box of orphan kittens how to Dougie.

Kids might call this the “casualties of the great sandbox war.”

Psychologists might call this a “warning sign.”

“The Tortoise never for a moment stopped, but went on with a slow and steady pace”

-Aesop’s The Hare and the Tortoise

For most people, a hot bath is a relaxing way to escape. But for him, a hot bath means certain death. 

Everyone has their own definition of “winning”.