Everyone has their own definition of “winning”. 

I’m not a player, I just crack a lot.

Oh yeah… arrggghhh.

This is why Four Loko has been banned from collegiate sports. And everywhere else. 

Let me tell you about the birds an the bees. Or in this case, the ducks and the giraffes.

Jesus is taking a knee and the game hasn’t even started. Worst. Flag. Football. Team. Ever.

We will rock you. We will then mass produce you at our production facility in Taiwan. Then, we will package you, market you appropriately, and sell you at a fair retail price. 

Jabba the Hutt doesn’t discriminate. If you owe him money, you get frozen in carbonite, cause that’s how he rolls. 

Wait, he fell off that wall? A great fall? Maybe The King’s men didn’t want to put him back together again because he’s kinda creepy and a total hypochondriac.