Copy that, Mom.
Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created When Parents Text.
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Copy that, Mom.
Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created When Parents Text.
I don’t think cheese ages well. It’s not like a fine wine… or Susan Sarandon.
Rolling Stone - May 28, 1981.
School lunches have gotten a little bland.
I hereby tender my resignation from the Clean Plate Club effective immediately after dessert.
Spellcheck your own damn passive aggressive notes.
The pen is mightier than the ladle.
Note from the submitter: Not one, not even two, but how about TWENTY bookshelves nearly full of cookbooks! All in the house of a woman who does not cook. You’ll have to trust me on this one.
They certainly don’t make cookbooks like they used to.
Some highlights:
Book 18: Cooking with lard
Book 3: Have some meat, it’s good for the blood!
Book 11: A hotdog a day keeps the Dr. away
Whoever blinks first gets eaten.
Alas, the new spokesperson for acid induced, food based fantasies.
Thou shall maketh a Denvereth Omlet.
