King Henry VIII registered for this. Twice. 

Three years at Le Cordon Blue are really panning out. I hope someone is contemplating Le Grad School.

Howdy partner, mind passing the Kashi? 

I never thought a bag of popcorn could cause an existential crisis. Pop’s Secret only led to more questions.

How classy people get crunk. 

There is not, nor has there ever been, anyone with the name “Gregg” in our household. 

Prime Rib and Vioxx. Did someone say “Date Night”?

“A rare blend that is created once a month, it exhibits a sharp bite along with a cold dead stare. Aromas of sass blended with zesty, layered flavors of irritability framed with impatience and mood swings make this wine unique. Pairs well with a pint of ice cream, a box of fine tissues or a hefty portion of Mark Ruffalo.” -Wine and Whine Monthly

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