And the winner for best security system of all time goes to… Grandma. 

I’d rather swim through a moat filled with Mountain Dew Code Red and face a rabid guard Giraffe that sneezes laser beams than walk into this den of madness.

From the Submitter: Welcome to my grandma’s house.  Believe it or not, there’s an entire set of furniture including a couch, loveseat, and table underneath all of those dolls.

I don’t care how good yoga is, after seeing this, I will never try it.  

Let me tell you about the birds an the bees. Or in this case, the ducks and the giraffes.

This is why dragons and giraffes don’t drink white zinfandel and listen to Usher together.