You know who doesn’t follow safety instructions? THE DEVIL. 

I think it’s safe to say that the cat is going through a major existential crisis.

…. and contemplating alternative modes of transportation. 

Technically true. But he did get thrown out of a Rick Derringer concert for trying to head-butt Edgar Winter in ‘78.

So does beheading someone automatically take you off the nice list? Or is that something a jury of your peers decides?

When Hulk Jesus gets mad……..

Jesus doesn’t get saved by spell check; spell check gets saved by Jesus. 

P.S. If you don’t see it, read it carefully. Still don’t see it? It’s the second word. I’m not gonna spell it out for you. Ok, fine. It’s “NALL”. 

We’re not even Catholic, but if The Pope stops by, we will be prepared, locked, and loaded. 

And you wonder why all the other Reindeers laughed at Rudolph. Guess what names they called him?

Weird, I always pegged JC as more of a “Chicken of the Sea” type of guy.

Jesus staring contest! whoever giggles first loses.