I am an owl made of seashells. I am a solitary and nocturnal bird of prey who parties in the parking lot at Jimmy Buffett concerts. My scientific name is “Strigidae”, but my party name is “Bruce”.
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I am an owl made of seashells. I am a solitary and nocturnal bird of prey who parties in the parking lot at Jimmy Buffett concerts. My scientific name is “Strigidae”, but my party name is “Bruce”.
Home is where the heart is. And where the Pope stares judgingly into your soul.
cross-eyed owl judges you. and your reading material.
(submitted by Anonymous)
