Because religious items don’t scare enough kids already.  

From the submitter: My parents used to keep this faceless nightmare of the Virgin Mary under the stairs when it wasnt the holiday season. I dont know if they could have tried harder to scar me!

To an adult this says:

“I’m weird art.”

To a kid this says:

“Maybe it’s lipstick or maybe it’s blood but either way, I’m gonna eat your face off in your dreams so don’t steal, eat all your vegetables and enjoy that lifelong irrational fear of oceans.”

Some might call this vintage box of diapers a “constant reminder of the ‘Terrible Twos.’”

Others might refer to it simply as, “old birth control.”

Goodbye, 1999 and hello, 1933.