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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.

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23 December 11
Copy that, Mom. 
Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created When Parents Text.

Copy that, Mom. 

Submitted by one of the two awesome girls who created When Parents Text.

27 September 11
I don’t know what this is or what it’s for. I just know that I don’t want it. 
submitted by Trista Sagraves via the CAMPH Facebook Page

I don’t know what this is or what it’s for. I just know that I don’t want it. 

submitted by Trista Sagraves via the CAMPH Facebook Page

1 September 11
So next time a sailor shows up at your door holding a pineapple, no need to panic, he’s just trying to be friendly.

So next time a sailor shows up at your door holding a pineapple, no need to panic, he’s just trying to be friendly.

12 August 11
And I’ll be tossing those cookies, thank you very much. 

And I’ll be tossing those cookies, thank you very much. 

6 July 11
Why do we have a “stabbing drawer” in our kitchen? Let’s just say taco tuesdays can get a little out of hand. 

Why do we have a “stabbing drawer” in our kitchen? Let’s just say taco tuesdays can get a little out of hand. 

20 June 11
Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose. More Duck. 

Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose. More Duck. 

14 June 11
They certainly don’t make cookbooks like they used to. 
Some highlights:

Book 18: Cooking with lard
Book 3: Have some meat, it’s good for the blood!
Book 11: A hotdog a day keeps the Dr. away

They certainly don’t make cookbooks like they used to.

Some highlights:

Book 18: Cooking with lard

Book 3: Have some meat, it’s good for the blood!

Book 11: A hotdog a day keeps the Dr. away

25 April 11
Not to be outdone, elephants wanted the world to see that bunnies aren’t the only sexually liberated creatures in the animal kingdom. 

Also, gross. 

Not to be outdone, elephants wanted the world to see that bunnies aren’t the only sexually liberated creatures in the animal kingdom. 

Also, gross. 

24 March 11
You know why they’re smiling? Because they just murdered a squirrel. 
 
Apparently, an acorn is just a nut with a murderous grin. 

You know why they’re smiling? Because they just murdered a squirrel. 

Apparently, an acorn is just a nut with a murderous grin. 

28 February 11
Goodbye, 1999 and hello, 1933.

Goodbye, 1999 and hello, 1933.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh