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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.Stalk
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My rebuttal for the “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” argument.
Once a month, some guy comes over to see how often we use this lamp.
Retirement has not been kind to Mr. Spock.
It turns out that this is actually a genetically engineered lamp.
“Thank you for auditioning, you’re just not blue enough. Have you ever thought about a career as a nude lamp?” - James “I’m a genius and so rich and I used to be married to Linda Hamilton from The Terminator, weird right?” Cameron.
It takes a lot for a tissue box with two stuffed bears to look like the toughest thing on the nightstand. That’s right Mr fancypants lamp, I’m talking to you.
