And the winner for best security system of all time goes to… Grandma. 

I’d rather swim through a moat filled with Mountain Dew Code Red and face a rabid guard Giraffe that sneezes laser beams than walk into this den of madness.

From the Submitter: Welcome to my grandma’s house.  Believe it or not, there’s an entire set of furniture including a couch, loveseat, and table underneath all of those dolls.

Choose wisely, for one of these DVD players opens a portal into an alternate universe where everything is backwards.

In this world MTV and VH1 actually play music videos and reality television consists of people working desk jobs in the hopes of paying their rent. Oh yeah, and cats are replaced by unicorns.

In the future there are no stuffed animals. Only lamps. And lasers.