And the winner for best security system of all time goes to… Grandma. 

I’d rather swim through a moat filled with Mountain Dew Code Red and face a rabid guard Giraffe that sneezes laser beams than walk into this den of madness.

From the Submitter: Welcome to my grandma’s house.  Believe it or not, there’s an entire set of furniture including a couch, loveseat, and table underneath all of those dolls.