Nothing makes coworkers jealous like a souvenir ‘tude pin from your Disney themed cruise.

Nothing says I’m the life of the conference like stealing every single lanyard in sight. Who’s gonna be forgetting these memories? Not this guy.

It’s hard to say what type of home office this is. I’m thinking mad scientist. Or maybe just plain scientist. Yeah, let’s go with that. 

It’s not a joke. I was charged with trespassing five times in Middle School for entering my Dad’s office.