I never thought an overly optimistic jar could kill me. I have been proven wrong.
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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.Stalk
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I never thought an overly optimistic jar could kill me. I have been proven wrong.
Ye Old Victorian Grillz
Note from the submitter: That is a fake tooth on a gold strip. It is even in a protective glass case.
This picture was taken in July. It is no longer considered a “Christmas tree” but rather “kindling”.
Our cat’s age is “Larry King” in cat years.
Note from the submitter: Dad’s cat is diabetic. IV hangs on the dining room wall
My parents swinging parties were always impeccably catered.
Sweetheart, I’m so gay I can’t even bend straight.
P.S. What was it before? Lead?
Two thumbs up for regularity.
I look forward to the day when “it’s digestible” is used as a selling point again. We’re guessing this is no less than 25 years old.
