I don’t think cheese ages well. It’s not like a fine wine… or Susan Sarandon.
Rolling Stone - May 28, 1981.
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I don’t think cheese ages well. It’s not like a fine wine… or Susan Sarandon.
Rolling Stone - May 28, 1981.
Mr. Unimpressed.
I’m not convinced.
My mom saved my diaper from when I was born. I’m 28.
I think this explains my reaction to most Disney films.
My rebuttal for the “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” argument.
Some might call this vintage box of diapers a “constant reminder of the ‘Terrible Twos.’”
Others might refer to it simply as, “old birth control.”
Contrary to popular belief, an apple a day does not keep the doctor away.
Note from the submitter: Apple head doll kept since I was in 5th grade.
Not all men were born with it. Some have to pay $8.99.
There is not, nor has there ever been, anyone with the name “Gregg” in our household.
Wards off consumption and helps you get your buzz on.
