If you love gazing into the eyes of your lover and seeing unfiltered, demonic bird-rage, then Bruce is your guy.
Hey, you know who wins this staring contest? Nature.
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If you love gazing into the eyes of your lover and seeing unfiltered, demonic bird-rage, then Bruce is your guy.
Hey, you know who wins this staring contest? Nature.
I’ve seen worse owl tattoos.
An owl and a well dressed pig walk into a bar….
This isn’t a joke. They walk in, order a few drinks and just have a really great evening. After? Desert at the Cheesecake factory. A good time was had by all.
I am an owl made of seashells. I am a solitary and nocturnal bird of prey who parties in the parking lot at Jimmy Buffett concerts. My scientific name is “Strigidae”, but my party name is “Bruce”.
cross-eyed owl judges you. and your reading material.
(submitted by Anonymous)
