Some little known facts about this little piggy:
1. He likes to get his “buzz on” while listening to Steve Miller Band.
2. He works at Radio Shack.
3. He is the only person who has ever been forcibly removed from a Lilith Fair.
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Some little known facts about this little piggy:
1. He likes to get his “buzz on” while listening to Steve Miller Band.
2. He works at Radio Shack.
3. He is the only person who has ever been forcibly removed from a Lilith Fair.
Bacon milkshake?
All I want for Christmas is legs.
John Deere hat? Check.
Glasses? Check.
Generic brand chest rub? Check.
Looks like someone is ready to hit the dating scene again.
An owl and a well dressed pig walk into a bar….
This isn’t a joke. They walk in, order a few drinks and just have a really great evening. After? Desert at the Cheesecake factory. A good time was had by all.
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went “Seriously guys, why the hell do I have to hold this thing”?
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow… your eyepatch off?
