I did ask for half a cup of coffee, but what I got was a whole cup of crazy.

From the Submitter: I tried to explain to my mother why these cherubic ceramic figurines that look like little white kids in costumes was, at the very least, bordering on extremely racist, but she didn’t see how that could possibly be. “But the little Indians are so cute!” *facepalm*

There used to be booze in it. Now it’s just an empty bottle of awkward.

And I’ll be tossing those cookies, thank you very much.