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The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.

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23 July 12
Because religious items don’t scare enough kids already.  

From the submitter: My parents used to keep this faceless nightmare of the Virgin Mary under the stairs when it wasnt the holiday season. I dont know if they could have tried harder to scar me!

Because religious items don’t scare enough kids already.  

From the submitter: My parents used to keep this faceless nightmare of the Virgin Mary under the stairs when it wasnt the holiday season. I dont know if they could have tried harder to scar me!

19 October 11
Just a friendly, decorative reminder that this meal could be your last. Enjoy the meatloaf, kids!

Just a friendly, decorative reminder that this meal could be your last. Enjoy the meatloaf, kids!

15 September 11
The Four Magi- Melchior, Caspar, Balthasar and Regis- came bearing gifts of Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh and the chance to win a whole lot of CASH!

The Four Magi- Melchior, Caspar, Balthasar and Regis- came bearing gifts of Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh and the chance to win a whole lot of CASH!

31 August 11
I didn’t realize that the Last Supper had adorableness on the menu.

I didn’t realize that the Last Supper had adorableness on the menu.

5 August 11
Our greatest friend who we can’t use the carpool lane with.      .

Our greatest friend who we can’t use the carpool lane with. .

5 July 11
from the submitter:
Actually, Mom and Dad, the homosexual is closer than you think!

from the submitter:

Actually, Mom and Dad, the homosexual is closer than you think!

21 February 11
A prototype for next years’ must have Christmas gift, Let’s Ascend Elmo. 

A prototype for next years’ must have Christmas gift, Let’s Ascend Elmo

18 February 11
Thou shall maketh a Denvereth Omlet. 

Thou shall maketh a Denvereth Omlet. 

9 February 11
Pick a Deity, any Deity.

Pick a Deity, any Deity.

26 January 11
Dude lays colored eggs, what did you expect?

Dude lays colored eggs, what did you expect?

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh