Looks like paisley isn’t the only thing that’s been brought back from the dead. 

I stand corrected, there are creepier things than clowns.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to screeming into my pillow.

Who needs an alarm system when you have this in your dining room?

Oh yeah, one more thing.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED, PLEASE GET THIS THING ANOTHER SHOE!  

From the Submitter: This little treasure is called Precious and she/it belongs to my mother. I wish I could tell you that I propped her/it on the shelf for picture taking purposes…but…that’s where Precious sits, on top of the rarely used wine rack, in between some never used tea cups. The doll, the wine, the cups, all part of the charming decor. 

This potty training device has been banned since the ratification of the Geneva Convention. 

From the submitter: I sold this evil memory of yesteryear at a garage sale today. You can tell it’s ancient, because it contains not one atom of plastic. The seat is painted wood. It attaches to the toilet with a scary metal and rubber clamp. The bottom label reads “Doo-Tee Infant Trainer.” Made by Carlson Mfg Co, Oakland, CA. Patent 2,127,020, 1938. 

The soothing vibrations of crystals paired with a severed doll head.

To an adult this says:

“I’m weird art.”

To a kid this says:

“Maybe it’s lipstick or maybe it’s blood but either way, I’m gonna eat your face off in your dreams so don’t steal, eat all your vegetables and enjoy that lifelong irrational fear of oceans.”