You’ll find these and other subjects in my new book, “Things you shouldn’t talk about on a first date.”

All of the king’s men couldn’t put him together again because they, and most members of the science community, had never seen an egg with a pickle for a brain. 

It’s hard to say what type of home office this is. I’m thinking mad scientist. Or maybe just plain scientist. Yeah, let’s go with that. 

I went to the science museum and all I got was a lousy geode and the power to heal the universe. 

Part of a geometrically complete breakfast.